Bumelant Dudes
Name: Mark
Nickname: Mardek
Occupation: Formally at high school, informally a bumelant.
Info: Mardek is a metalhead and a cheap wine connoisseur. Pessimist with inbred spitefulness and gifted with the skill of finding a hole in everything. He can motivate his negative relation to everything pretty well. Only things that make him happier are music and a lot of the wine.
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Name: Victor
Nickname: Voyak
Occupation: Formally at high school, informally a bumelant.
Info: Voyak loves everything that is a culture, especially commercial one. He is a type of man who believes that he lives inside the Matrix, type that reads/watches Lord of the Rings and forgets that it's a fiction. This guy lives in the world of movies, books or computer games. Oh yes, he loves computer games very much - it takes a lot of his lifetime. Weak connection with the real world is his way of life and means for happiness.
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Name: Charles
Nickname: KK
Occupation: Formally at high school, informally a bumelant.
Info: KK is a skater that you can tell from taking one gaze at him. He listenes to hip-hop, nu-metal and sometimes some techno. He loves to smoke weed and it affects his daily IQ very much. And... KK is for Kompulsive Kleptomaniac. He's always trying to steal something, regardless to it's worthlessness. His dream is to beat the skateboard ride speed record - and this dream costs him a lot of injuries.
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Name: ENDOSKELETON Series 800 CSM Model 10 (Infiltrator/Terminator)
Nickname: Termi
Occupation: Formally a killer robot, informally a pacifist and a bumelant.
Info: When Voyak got bored and fascinated with Rise of the Machines flick he decided to build his own Terminator. However some things went wrong and Termi became a pacifistic killer robot. Society is against something like this so Termi is experiencing multiple problems with adaptation to his environment. He deals with his issues his own ways - like expanding his consciousness with magnetic fields.
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Bumelant Chicks
Name: Rose
Nickname: Rose
Occupation: Formally at high school, informally a gothic sexy vampire.
Info: You may have seen goth, but you haven't seen her for sure. With her handy dagger she roams the city with thirst for blood. She may be nice and all, she might give you some useful information or even some help, but be aware that she might just be after your blood. Maybe she means trouble, but look at her, isn't she the kind of trouble you would like to have? Watch your back, watch you neck and watch her legs as she kicks you in your head!
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Name: Natalie
Nickname: Neti
Occupation: Formally at high school, informally an internet addict geek chick.
Info: Someone hacked your bank account? It may be hers doing. You think you are good at playing video games? You haven't played with her then. She speaks in IRC using it like a special language and she can do it without the computer. She is a geek chick. But you'll have problems to talk with her about anything that is not about the internet or computers - it's her whole life. At hurts her and all the surrounding when she is on the crash course with the reality. Perfect match for Voyak? Maybe, but don't expect them to procreate.
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Name: Elene
Nickname: Cosmogirl
Occupation: Formally at high school, informally a Cosmo girl.
Info: Wear pink, think pink. Beware. She is the part of the Cosmo collective. Good advices for girls, 10 steps to seduce a guy, best ways to make pink even pinkier, how to heal a ingrown toe-nail with a screwdriver, free you mind in bed to have a God-damned orgasm already and of course 1000 ways to loose some weight and become anorectic - she knows it all. So much crap in her head that there is no place for brain. Enjoy the comedy of pinkening!
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Older Bumelants
Name: Zeno
Nickname: Zeno
Occupation: Formally a P.E. teacher, informally a Hood Ninja.
Info: Mr Zeno was just a casual P.E. teacher. But one day he realized the horrible truth - he is a character in a comic! From that day Zeno have only one goal - escape the comic. He developed his new secret identity - Hood Ninja. The mighty warrior who hates Big Brotha, the angry teacher trapped in the virtual drawn world. Only one thought: escape and become free at last. Release from the Matri... err, from the comic.
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Name: Henry
Nickname: Henry
Occupation: Formally an old celebrity making money, informally a money sucker (cashpire).
Info: You need a guy for an ad? Maybe you need reporter to make some controversial interview? Henry will do anything for a good amount of money. He also works for his popularity among the people. Step 1: Spot something. Step 2: Dislike it. Step 3: Make an international social problem out of it. Step 4: Gain popularity with your work for society and if society has any doubts about it he makes them believe they need his help. It's funny that he is not a politician yet.
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Name: Gertrude
Nickname: Green Grannie
Occupation: Formally an old woman, informally a vicious powerful villain.
Info: Maybe she's old, maybe she doesn't look like powerful at all, but you should never underestimate the Green Grannie. She is a vicious villain with the apetite for world domination. But first she must take her revenge on the young people. Tough luck for our fellow Bumelants. They underestimated her and now they'll pay. And don't think that she is almost blind - these thick lenses enable her to see more that anyone else. Be prepared for rheumatic doom!
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Name: Timothy
Nickname: Old Tsung
Occupation: Formally an old man, informally a Green Grannie's Kung-Fu henchman.
Info: Maybe he crooks, maybe he's old and rheumatic, maybe he uses a walking-stick, but you should never underestimate him. He is not chinese, but he sure knows Kung-Fu and he can beat you ass senseless. And there is a hidden blade in his walking-stick. He is a powerful and only Green Grannie's henchman, but together they are very dangerous. Those old people are not only dangerous behind a steering wheel.
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